123candy

À propos de 123candy

I Like the colour Purple D;

123candy - Suiveurs

123candy - Suivi

123candy - Visites sur la page

lovers5201

itzmebri13

KathrinLor...

Miaouté !

123candy - Ses badges VDM

Lot de consolation

On vous a refusé votre VDM, il fallait bien que l'on vous accorde au moins un badge.

Le Pouce contre-attaque

Vous avez donné votre pouce sur 2500 commentaires.

Le Retour du Pouce

Vous avez donné votre pouce sur 5000 commentaires.

Fervent lecteur — Niveau : apprenti ninja

Vous avez voté sur 15 pour cent de l'ensemble des VDM à ce jour.

Fervent lecteur — Niveau : maître ninja

Vous avez voté sur 50 pour cent de l'ensemble des VDM à ce jour.

Fervent lecteur — Niveau : dieu ninja

Vous avez voté sur 100 pour 100 de l'ensemble des VDM à ce jour.

Un de plus et c'est le tête à queue

Vous avez obtenu 68 Miaou sur votre profil. Joli !

La liste des badges à trouver

123candy - VDM en favoris

Sneaky hand shandy

Par Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

Je valide, c'est une VDM 11 797

Tu l'as bien mérité 58 938

Leave me alone

Par re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

Je valide, c'est une VDM 52 193

Tu l'as bien mérité 28 646

Free hugs

Par Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML

Je valide, c'est une VDM 19 672

Tu l'as bien mérité 53 189

Par Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

Je valide, c'est une VDM 12 876

Tu l'as bien mérité 91 361

Par fihifgni210 - 20/05/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I decided to go tanning. I went outside and took my top off and laid out in the sun for about an hour. When I was about to go inside a phone rang. It belonged to one of the five men that were working on my roof and watching me the entire time. FML

Je valide, c'est une VDM 13 760

Tu l'as bien mérité 73 648