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Starremma - Ses badges VDM

Lot de consolation

On vous a refusé votre VDM, il fallait bien que l'on vous accorde au moins un badge.

50 favoris

Quand on aime, on ne compte pas. Déjà 50 VDM dans vos favoris !

Moralisateur

Vous avez dépassé la barre des 100 votes - tu l'as bien mérité -.

Maître du TLBM

C'était donc votre 500e vote - tu l'as bien mérité -. Nous nous prosternons.

Je valide, ma souris fonctionne

200 votes je valide, c'est une VDM. C'est la base.

Fervent lecteur — Niveau : apprenti ninja

Vous avez voté sur 15 pour cent de l'ensemble des VDM à ce jour.

Fervent lecteur — Niveau : maître ninja

Vous avez voté sur 50 pour cent de l'ensemble des VDM à ce jour.

Fervent lecteur — Niveau : dieu ninja

Vous avez voté sur 100 pour 100 de l'ensemble des VDM à ce jour.

Un de plus et c'est le tête à queue

Vous avez obtenu 68 Miaou sur votre profil. Joli !

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Starremma - VDM en favoris

Par unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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Par abc123 - 16/12/2013 16:44 - United States - Marysville

Today, I was taking a shower with my boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closed he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into my eyes. Neither of us could see. FML

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Par failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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Par Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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mardi 5 mai 2009 23:53

To explain a bit more in detail, I pulled a U-Turn and the dog ran out of the yard and boom... It was a medium sized dog, I drive an SUV and didn't see it as I was making the turn. I didn't even know they had a dog... haha The following 20 minutes were probably the most uncomfortable of my life, after I knew the dog was fine I kinda laughed nervously and left. "Hi I'm the guy who is dating your daughter, sorry about the dog"... Live and you learn.

Par Aether - 03/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

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