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Jacksonville, USofA
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jeudi 12 novembre 1987
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One day a friend and I went to another friends place. We were all drinking and playing "Never Have I Ever" and "Truth or Dare" and we got blown out of our minds. It got real late so everyone was starting to lay it down and go to sleep. My female friend fell asleep in her roommates bed and I fell asleep in hers. About three or four in the morning I woke up to her climbing in the bed with me naked and thought nothing of it unitl she started to feel on me. So it turned into me going down on her. Later that morning her roommate came in and i asked why her roommate got in the bed with me naked and she replied "Oh, she pissed herself last night." FML

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Par Anonymous - 18/05/2009 12:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!" FML

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Par Obee - 14/04/2009 14:05 - Canada

Today, cops showed up at my apartment demanding to look inside. Satisfied with the search, they told me they had received a noise complaint. More specifically, hearing screams someone believed a girl was getting raped. I had two friends over and we had been wrestling. The three of us are male. FML

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Par knicksfan - 05/04/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML

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Par screewit - 20/02/2009 23:42 - United States

Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night. FML

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Par JAY22 - 26/03/2009 11:41 - United States

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment. Things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another, and the next thing I knew, she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said, "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

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